An account of my daily existence:
7 am: The alarm rings up. Get up and first thing abuse the inventor of the alarm clock
7.15 am: On my way to the Gym. Glare at the honking car drivers & whizzing bikes
8 am: Curse the trainer for overworking you. The donkey needs to know the limitations of the human body
8.30 am: Prepare breakfast. Abuse the maid for the dirty utensils
9 am: Curse the company for such ‘early’ timings
11 am: Reserve some obscenities for the boss for loading you with tons of work
1.30 pm: Lunch. Lay out a platter of choicest abuses for the caterer in response to the dreadful platter he lays out for you
3.00 pm: Cuss at the whole world for conspiring against your very existence
4.30 pm: Crib at the shitty life you are living
8 pm: Leave office. Snarl at everybody who crosses your path. Everyone needs to know you had a bad day at office
9.30 pm: Dinner. Shout and hurl abuses at the waiter for the poor service, poor food, etc
11.00 pm: Hurl abuses at the neighbor's blaring music
12 pm: Sleep time. A quick “Fuck the whole world” for a better sleep
Life is good…
Over & Out,
Shubham
6 comments:
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life is unfair :(
:)
What a fantab description of a truly frustrating day!!
I hve lived some of these myself! ... They make u wanna GRRRR..
I like this dude... keep em coming.. and yes i soo soo agree about the gym instructor thing! heartless insensitive puffed and beefed morons!
Goood luck buddy... hve a better day tomorro :D ... excuse the typos plz.. im kina frustrated..
@Fighter Jet: Seems it more unfair with me then others
@Shazan: yeah, yeah..lets hope for a better day tomm..
Wow... you just taught how to always look at the duller side of life :-)
by the way.. cool blog!!
As vivek says...
everyday.. same shit.. different smell..
@shikha: thanks man
@priyanka: agree with you..though I wonder why can't have some good days for a change..
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